Surprise, Buttsecks !!

          Went to Blitzone with Davin, Mx, Mx’s bro, and Sin today. Guess what?? We got a surprise buttsecks by other people. No… not once, but twice. Painfull indeed but I must say its a very pleasurable experienced. Its been awhile since we all have buttsecks, Davin “high” until he headache during the second buttsecks session. We were screaming non-stop from the excitement.

          Actually we lost to these 5 fuckers twice, and it’s been awhile since we lost a fair match, wonderfull teamwork by the other team.  Oh yeah, Davin is gonna join the Break Supremos again in Melaka, and i would probly’ join the 1on1 battle as well.

The bboy battles included:
3×3 battle
1×1 battle

Date: 5th December 2008
Time: 1pm sharp
Venue: CMI Square @ MITC, Ayer Keroh-Melaka

          Oh yeah, I might join the Maxis competition that will be held in Sg.Wang also.  Still confirming with Mx and Davin if they want to. If not I guess I’ll go solo again =(

 

hacked by the ponneh

hello, my name is davin chan choong yoong and i’d rather play life-sucking, wrist-aching, time-wasting, girlfriendless and fat-inducing dota/oblivion than chat with my kawaiiiii~ and skinny girlfriend.

hmph. don’t reply me somemore la.

Izube, Izube… Dope Dope !!

I’m gonna’ post up some bboy’s vid that I think deserve lotsa’ props for their dope performances. Such is the “I love Footwork JDD showcase”, the trio performance was amazing.. No, actually theres no words to describe it. They brought Bboy to the whole new level !!

 

Enjoy !!

TAG

THE SELF
[01] Real name: Yoon Wye Han
[02] Nickname: Alex, Flamingpoyo
[03] Married: No
[04] Zodiac Sign: Sagi
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age: 18
[07] High school: Catholic High School
[08] College: UTAR
[09] Height: 17x cm
[10] Weight: Currently 75kg gua
[11] Do you like yourself: Kinda
[12] Piercings: No
[13] Right or left: er… u mean right handed? then yes, right.
[14] Are you a freak: if being too handsome and cool is to be called a freak. then, yes.
[15] Hair: Black with faded gold dye T_T
[16] Skin: Fair
[17] Allergic: Exams
[18] What are you doing now: Doing this tag,, Duh ?
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Dota maybe
[20] What will you do 10 years later: Driving my BMW,seducing hot chicks, etc.

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents lor
[22] Siblings(included you): 3
[23] Eldest: Sister
[24] Youngest: Brother 
[25] Love/hate your family: Most probly love

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: No
[27] If yes, who is he/she: —-
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: How would I know? Dumb fuck
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: huh?(s), next time put times dont (s)
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): forgot
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): forgot also
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: Wanking over porn? LOL
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: Wanking over porn too xD
[34] Ever argue with your other half: er?
[35] You with your other half since: WTF is this?
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: Straight but i wish i was lesbo
[37] Reasons you love your other half: N/A
[38] You and your other half in which stage: N/A
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: N/A
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: N/A

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: my first best friend? Isnt that in Kindergarten? Damn, he dissapeared
[42] Your first enemy: Owh.. enemy.. u mean my fucking siblings?
[43] The friend you love the most(1 only): I dont love my friends
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1 only): Plently, I cant juz state 1
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Err.. secret xD
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: Ask Wei Sheng pls
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Those that are brainless and stick to u like super glue
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: faggots, not u Wsheng xD
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: WTF? Nooooooooo
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Asshat, u think this is TVB drama?
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: Huh? No such friend
[52] If your friend betray you: Trow a level4 storm bolt to stun him, then take out my Divine and slash him?
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Told you, no such friends
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: I’ll fuck him. Nah, juz kidding.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: I’ll shuff a long pole in my ass and pretend it’s his. ROFL

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: If i were, I would have gotten 1st class. Bitch
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Never, assingments got la
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Mahendra and Joey !!
[59] Always late to school/college: OMG? How u know?
[60] Your class: Varies. I dont really know cuz i skip most of the time
[61] You love your seniors: Depends if its a hot female or a fugly male
[62] Seniors who you love the most: Im the senior in my campus
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Some are good, some are bad
[64] Excellent result classmate: I don’t give a  fuck
[65] Laziest classmate: WAI HOONG ~!!!! LOL
[66] Smart people: me
[67] Stupid people: every1 else
[68] Good looking people: me
[69] Ugly people: every1 else
[70] Funny people: me
[71] Cute people: me
[72] Bad people: every1 else
[73] Honest people: me
[74] Acting people: every1 else
[75] You are what kind of people: Sum the above up and U’ll get it.

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Eyes, gosh they’r sexy
[77] Hugs or kisses: can I have both? XD
[78] Shorter or taller: doesnt matter
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous 
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach.. cuz I have a big one and one is enough xD
[81] Listener or Talker: Listener
[82] Romantic or rich: Romantic and rich if possible.
[83] Good husband or good father: WTF? this is for girls? fuck

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: Once the girl get pregnant
[85] Numbers of kid(s): 3 i guess
[86] Career: Entrepreneur
[87] Salary: at least 5 digits with the starting number of at least 3 ?
[88] Retirement age: 50
[89] Properties value: How much properties do a billionaire have?
[90] Wishes: Lot more than what I have

THE VICTIMS
(the last 10 people who commented in my blog)
[91] any1 who wanna tag can do this xD
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Of Craps & Ballz

         Went to work at 9.30am with Davin today. Started with a great day with a wonderfull breakfast. While i was busy making myself pancake in the kitchen Davin came running to me and tell me that our results are out. After that I received a few calls asking me for my results, what high hopes my classmates had for me.

          Sooooo…. since it’s only 11a.m and theres no customer….. Me and Davin went upstairs to the cyber cafe opposite the cinema to check out our results. Actually Pony already checked for him then he still wanna lan c go check again. But then again if I get 3.9 i woulda lan c also. Waited so fucking long to access UTAR Intranet and to go to the result page, but then my fucking results aint good. Even my fucking confident econs that i came out 1 hour and 40 mins early… I only got a fucking B -? Hey thats even less than my fucking business law. WTF? Was fucking expecting an A. Seriously? WTF, fucking shiet. Theres only one way to describe my feeling then : It’s raining Fucks. The word Fuck kept on going in my mind. Its like.. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.. Fucking Fuck… Fuck Fuck Fuck and finally it ends with a long FUuuuuuuuuuuCCcccKKKk.

          Like how my day wasn’t bad enough. There need to be like 10 calls asking me for my result and I fucking hate it when I heard that someone else got a damn high result. It’s like I dont give a fuck bout what happens anymore and I won’t give 2 fucks about what the fuck you have to get. Fuck Ass Dick Shit Ballz !!

          Wanted to stuff myself with sushis but then no1 teman me. Came back wanna go over to the cyber cafe to release some negative aura but then faggot Davin went to sleep. Now i’m waiting for fucking Mx to get ready and fucking Davin who juz woke up and fucking Greg that…. that… fuck Greg. LoL

MotiFakes – MX

Recently stumbled upon a cool site with fake motivational posters. Check out some of my favs. =D

Ok this is just disguting

For those who don’t know, Broly is a character in Dragon Ball. Apparently his power is maximum.

This girl somehow reminds me of karmay la. but of cuz karmay where got so lenglui. =X

Yea I like wasting ppl’s time. and btw…

^^V i also found a site (motifake.com) that easily produces fake motivational posters. hohohohoho

Faggolia 2600 Classic

          Meet my new phone “Nokia 2600 Classic”, some call it “Faggolia 2600 Classic” but I call it “Crap”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

          Nokia promises me “non-stop entertainment” with Faggolia 2600 here, indeed i had non stop entertainment with it using it as a vibrator. Nokia also promises me that I can :

Capture images and videos in dazzling color with the digital VGA camera and video recorder

Personalize your phone with MP3, ringtones and user-created ringtones

WOW !! I wonder how Faggolia 2600 can help me capture image with its VGA 0.3 megapixel camera and how it can play wonderfull mp3s when  there isn’t even a slot to put a memory card in.

          Faggolia 2600 Classic here is a must buy. I reco’ that all my friends out there to purchase this great phone with it’s unique functions.

 

 

Alex

Kampung Days

Out of nowhere I thought of my grandparents and how much I missed those kampung days. I’ve only been to my dad’s hometown in Lenggong, somewhere in Perak, since my mom’s side all moved to the city. To reach it we’d have to pass through a windy road that’ll make the trip up to Genting relatively pleasant.

Lenggong is the typical picturesque and isolated kampung althought in later years the development seemed to spread even to there(some say because Ong Ka Ting is from Lenggong). I’ve not been to Lenggong for many years, to be exact, since my grandparents passed away but I figure it’ll be quite a lively place by now.

I remember my grandparents’ house which was like a huge maze, partly because I was small but that only made it all the better to play with. Playing hide-n-seek was great, I remember this ‘tunnel’ which is actually a narrow corridor connecting the front of the house to the back with rooms in between and how we used to call it haunted but went there all the time anyway. Hah that must be why I’m not scared of ghosts huh, I remember how we always tried to scare each other even when we were in the toilet and how one of us would sometimes succeed.

I remember the chicken coops at the back of the house which woke us up every morning and how we weren’t scared of ghost but of chickens. Not scared of chickens to be exact but scared of the trouble we’d get into if we played with them. I remember eating the greatest chicken I will ever have, grandma’s ginger chicken, now it’s a lost receipe, even mom can’t make it as nice as grandma…

I remember hiding behind each other when the lion dance began and the firecrackers started. I remember the haunted room at the tunnel and how we used to hide and play there. I remember grandpa’s gigantic kampung bike and how we’d try to ride it but never did.. I wonder what happened to that bike. I remember the biggest and best slide ever, not those plastics ones in the city but those made out of smooth concrete. I remember the waterfalls, the trees, the birds and the mountains and the morning air. I remember the cuckoo clock that I used to thought was annoying.

I remember how dad and mom got separated and I still went. I remember how mom used to call at night and we’d crowd around that old telephone. I remember the baby cradle. I remember climbing up that long stairs and how we used to sleep in the attic together.

and the best part is that it’s so simple yet it’s what I remember most about the past. and I’m so sorry I used to say that place was boring, I regret it now. I guess… that’s the way things go, we never know what we got till it’s gone. I should probably appreciate every moment no matter what I’m doing… sounds so corny.

maybe one day I’ll take a look at Lenggong again.

-mx

The Miracle Drink

 Livita – Gets You Going. Probly’ the best drink ever created. How could u not study with a bottle of Livita, perhaps 2 bottle? or maybe 3 for a day !! Without this I woulda’ probly fail a couple of exam and breakdown.                                              MY SAVIOUR ~!!

          Sigh, 2 more exams to go. On the bright side, I’m Gonna’ go back tommorow to meet up with Tzyy, Sin Yen and Wsheng. Davin told me he is too busy to go out. Guess what I’m gonna’ do back in KL ? EAT ! Jogoya ~!! Rakuzen ~!! Hohohoho 2 scrumptious buffet meal in a row.

          Marketing was crappy, totally fucked it up. Accounts was good, I think i still can get a A- although i screwed my income statement a lil’ . Finally, Business and Corporate Law was a relief, thanks to my wonderfull tutor who helped us through this exam. Next time when I become successful I sure remember you one. Then you can boast with my name. Hohohoho. 

 

(ps : Livita is 101% better than Apple mum’s chicken essence !! )

Flipsyde!

Grats to my homeboy Davin for getting the first runner up for Breaks Supremos with Hansen and Kim. Wasn’t there but saw the vids posted on youtube.

“I love this guy.” – Emcee, nuff’ said. Ma’ boy making his mark with style, all grown up all grown u.

Which reminds me I should probably get my ass up and practice. Bah~ after finals I guess.

So I’ve been hearing to Flipsyde the entire weekend and I can’t take it that I’m the only one listening to the most under-rated musical geniuses of the century.

I loved their first album “We The People” and their 2nd album will be released this September if all goes well. These guys bring hybrid to the next level, with a balance of acoustic, rock, rap, latin, mixed with a great production = fantastic music. In fact, 9.9/10 and how often do I say that.

With their album near release, some of their new songs have been released on the internet. I noticed that there’s a new member in the group, seems like they got themselves a hot new female vocalist, Chantelle Paige.

Their songs have the entire package, good instrumentals (the best acoustic and electronic guitar solos even I think Layla by Derek & The Dominos loses not taking account the old/new style factor). Powerful and meaningful lyrics and their music compliments with their (R)ythym (A)nd (P)oetry.

My current favourite is Missing You featuring their new vocalist, it’s a message to a dead lover and the piano/drums combination is fantastic. No rapping here, completely slow music with a solo vocal.

Another new song that I love is Oh God. Damn there’re many ways to interpret this song but I choose to put it as a “what-if” song. It’s supposedly God’s thoughts on people but I think I’ll put it as “what-if” it’s really God’s thoughts on people. ^^V

When you ask me for help then its blasphemy. Cause I gave you everything that I had in me.

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How dare you believe I could live in a house. See your body is the temple and you kicked me out. With the drugs and the drank and the murder and the rape and you think it get erased sunday when you pray?

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And you blame it on the devil but he don’t exist. All this lawlessness, I’m all of this. Got love for ya soul but ya soul is numb. And I’m knowin that you can’t remember where you from.

Yup, this song is all rap and you can just feel the meaning behind the song. I loved the chorus where there’s a group background vocal with their male vocalist/guitarist – God! Please have mercy on me! Please have mercy on me!

They’ve many many many many many great songs in their album. Some of my fav are Angel, No More, Fell in Love, Flipsyde, Skipping Stones and Trumpets. Some of their songs have acoustic versions. Also, their new single, Champion is one of the songs for the Beijing Olympics 2008. RoXXor~!

The only thing is their 2nd album will be produced by Akon and Konvick Muzik. Frankly this sux cause their music don’t match. Try listening to Toss It Up featuring Akon and you get my drift. I just hope their flava doesn’t sway too much.